Conversations with a 4-year-old Part 2

"Mommy, why water not go into my tummy?", trying to drink from a bottle with the snap cap still on.
"You have to open the cap, Duncan."

"Where's your sandwich?"
"In my tummy."

"Why are you hiding from me, Duncan?"
"Because me like it!"

"Mommy, you count, me hide," pointing at mommy and then pointing at himself.
"One, Two, Three, Four ... Ready or not, here I come!"

"Look Mommy, me hot dog!" standing naked in the bathtub with his arms straight down his sides.
"Me hot dog with two nipples!"

"Pick me up, Daddy."
"Why do you want me to pick you up?"
"Because it makes me feel good."